Team Name |
Burgmann Blue |
Representing: |
Burgmann Anglican School |
Any Celebrities?: |
On the whole a rather motley crew but worthy of note would be Tim Baby-Face Brideoake (aka ‘The Enforcer’) wanted across three continents for crimes so heinous he has now become the thesis of choice for most graduating Interpol agents. By contrast, Jason Vant is worshipped by an entire archipelago of Polynesian islanders as a Fertility God; Jason rows at the front of the boat simply because the ladies feel more comfortable sitting behind him. Admittedly Bev Galloway and Wendy Hegarty are competing more for the team breakfasts than any particularly altruistic purposes but if they remain sober for long enough they are bound to contribute something useful. |
About Us: |
Choosing to conserve their energy for the race, in a none-too strenuous stretch of the imagination, Burgmann Blue is so named because they are the Blue team from Burgmann. Sigh. This complete lack of imagination probably explains why they are so attracted to dragon boat racing in the first place. Having them corralled together in a confined space, with a simple, repetitive task to keep them occupied and with the added safeguard of someone beating a rhythm on a drum rather than risk them forgetting what comes after “one” while half way down the lake, makes for an excellent group therapy session while ensuring the safety of the rest of the boating public. |